Political Caption Competition

“Sorry it wasn’t what you expected. I’m asking permission from the actual Manager to sack two scapegoats. Rest assured our glacially slow service to the public will remain unaffected going forward.”

Christopher Luxon snapped at his day job.

” Put away your phone, your not in Hawaii now Dr Ropata”

JK what would you do? Flags.. Pandas?

“ Abolish Act? What an awesome idea.”

” Hello. .. this is He.
Oh, you have a kid to be uplifted ? Hold on I’ll just transfer you through to UBER. ”

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” Hello… this is He. Yes, you have a disabilty. OK.Do you want fries with that? ”

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” Hello. .. this is He. A happy meal you say Why the fuck do you have a phone , kid ? ”

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” Hello. .. this is He. Kiwi nuggets ? Yes, Shane they’re very fresh, straight from the Coromandel.”

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“Hello. ..this is He. Our food production regulations … You have Listeria you say ? I’ll put you through to my boss David. “

The Donor Drive through.
Luxon: Donor number one, can I have your order please?
Donor #1: A 2.9 billion landlord rebate thanks.
Luxon: Would you like the bright line test to be brought down from 10 to 2 years with that?

What’s up DOC that’s how I rock cause I am a COC.

What’s that? If you had a hammer? We can probably lend you one if you need one.

yes boss I’ll take the red shirt off obviously confusing but I really do need to change my underwear right now

What? Winston’s croaked? Yessssss, one down and one to go!!!!!

” Kea Aura, Hawaii MacDonalds, er, um oops, I mean Te Puke Macdonalds, Chris ear, may I take your money/ order”

Get me out of this suburban bottom feeder nightmare someone please.

How the fuck do people do this every day ?

you are so badly paid in nz so you can’t afford mickey d’s now that’s nat health policy win

“Bob the first, your kiddy orders ready”