Political Caption Competition

That expensive looking cafe looks like it has a higher GDP than Christchurch.

How come we can make cafes for the rich but we can’t make – or staff – hospitals? Schools? Social services?

ACT want to trim the fat from bones, meanwhile the rich pay to have their fat trimmed.

Their fake tans match their fake personalties.

Paula makes her own hair stand on end.

Paula channels Hosking channeling an upsidedown toilet brush.

Two more females master the left-tilted head shot.

Cost of living crisis cuts deep

Hard-working Kiwis looking forward to being liberated from the terrible burden of taxation.

Oh Paula sweetie – could you push some of those real estate industry donations our way?

Is this officially called “having a cup of tea”?

Oh Brooke darling! Make sure the cameraman’s mike is turned off. I remember when John made that mistake and got into trouble. Lol – the poor wee man was do distracted by the ponytails.

Let’s get the country back into the cack

Rich, powerful women show how caring they are.

My hairstylist is soooo brilliant Brooke! He’s $400/hour, but most of that goes to the salon owner, so its all good.

You’re so brilliant Brooke. If David goes under 8% I’ll help you get the knives out.

Good news Brooke! Chris will give you Social Development – he wants a young woman to do the punching down. Better optics.

I’m soooo relaxed Brooke. Everyone in the Bayleys office is taking a long holiday in Europe because things have been so tough! They’re getting ready for the big rush of foreign buyers in November!

Love this place Paula – sooo good. Is the owner a donor?

Don’t look Brooke, but there’s Simian Brown. Pretend we haven’t noticed!

Dracula’s Daughters.

“One oxy or two today Brooke?”

“I got 7 million in donations and I had to sleep with 20 wealthy businessmen, you lucked out sweetie, you had too with David Seymour”.

“Brooke sweetie look at the size of your leg compared to my petite anklebone, can I suggest my surgeon”?

I don’t remember kiwis ever having such orange skin? Trump Tannery comes to NZ? Or is it the ompa lumpa sideshow is in town?

girl bosses plan redundancies

Terrible, horrible ex politician finally allows tigers to keep their skin and goes full on blue suit!

Paula just loooooves sitting over the ventilation grille.

Brooke sweetie.. Get David to push real hard to get the Foreign buyers ban fully removed. No $ limits, and scrap that silly tax thingy on foreign buyers.

As that great banker, NZ property developer, and Chinese ambassador to NZ John Key once said. “Why would you care? There’s nothing to fret about foreign money.”

I have no eyebrows. Everything is painted on.

Bennet-fishery meets Felted Brooke.