UK MELTDOWN: Hot Eton Mess Yobbo Toff resigns

60
1510
Hot Eton Mess

Overnight Boris Johnson has resigned as leader of the Conservative party while remaining as care taker Prime Minister after a humiliating 72 hours of resignation after resignation as his hot Eton mess Yobbo Toff shtick finally runs out of messy haired charm.

Sure, he stood for the Ukraine in their darkest hour but he has overseen a spluttering economy, caused enormous damage with the Northern Ireland Boundary, used generational friction to amputate with Brexit and of course allowed tens of thousands to die from his incompetent Covid response.

He charmed the UK like a Shakespearean Vaudeville act in the Royal Mt Albert Hall during Panto season, but his lying and his inability to even self reflect when caught out lying time after time after time on top of the economic misery and constant public health fuck ups caused by his incompetent Covid response have all combined to finally sink him.

He permanently mutilated the UK with BREXIT and in the end all he had was his buffoonish routine filled with all the quirks generations of toff inbreeding write off as endearing idiosyncrasies.

He’s incapable of admitting he is wrong which sums up the British Empire perfectly.

He was a witty foppish clown without mirth.

Increasingly having independent opinion in a mainstream media environment which mostly echo one another has become more important than ever, so if you value having an independent voice – please donate here.

TDB Recommends NewzEngine.com

If you can’t contribute but want to help, please always feel free to share our blogs on social media

60 COMMENTS

  1. bye bye Bor-arse–hang your heads in shame Pom voters for ever making him a Mayor, let alone a Prime Minister

      • yea that’s right freda jeeza caused the 2nd WW, the australian bush fires and the meteor that’s about to hit the earth….all the filthy (not a) commies fault

      • Oh dear Freda, you mean a socialist I would have thought, a man who wanted to share the cake more fairly I’m in favour of that.

        • GABY DUG UP ANY OF MY NONEXISTENT POSTS THAT YOU LIED ABOUT YET
          ..see the issue for you is when you’re a liar people assume you are lying all the time and your statements fail…..
          JUST ARSEK BORIS

        • You truly hate anyone who considers your Palestinian victims to be humans, don’t you, Gaby?

        • Jeremy Corbyn a principled man–way better than the reactionary filth that you two represent here in The Daily Blog columns.

        • Corban is not anti-semitic he just concerns himself with Israel’s real view of Palestinians as stated by Israel’s first prime minister, David Ben-Gurion.

          “Let us not ignore the truth among ourselves … politically we are the aggressors and they defend themselves… The country is theirs, because they inhabit it…”

  2. The problem was when you boiled it down Johnson wasn’t a true conservative nor a social democrat such as Cameron or Blair. He managed to piss off both sides of the Conservatives and was more at home with Macron and the old Coot than Morrison and Trump. Another WEF buffoon that didn’t actually believe in Brexit but did it for a ticket to the top job. It wasn’t the deaths that did him over with covid – it’s the parties and the “do as I say, not as I do” approach that so many leaders, including our own adopted during the pandemic phase. That was his downfall with the people north of the Watford gap that hold the key to future conservative electoral victories.

    Now will the conservatives be brave enough to choose Britain’s first PM of color and from the sub continent……

    • I can’t think of anyone in the tory party (maybe rory stewart) never mind his former, cabinet who can actually walk and chew gum at the same time, what the UK doesn’t need is another failed middle manager who couldn’t manage a team of 3 in the real world….so that’s pretty awful patel etc out the window.

  3. Good riddance. He is the type of British toff that believes the British Empire still exists. With the same insufferable arrogance of the incompetent inbred aristocracy. He probably believes that the Hood still sails around the world waving flag of Empire and Biggles & co in the RAF are patrolling the English Channel looking out for the Hun in the sun

    • I fail to see your point. Johnson is despicable, but he’s started less wars than Tony Blair. There is no such thing as a ‘good British government’ (look at how hard the enemy worked to keep out someone as milquetoast as Jeremy Corbyn).

      • Ah Johnboy, I’m guessing you’ve never had the misfortune of working with inbred public school toffs who still truly believe the British Empire still exists.

        Not that they are all bad they can be & they’re great at parties, I have a lot of fond memories of my time in the UK. But please keep them away from power and 20 Downing Street

        • Fine by me. As long as they aren’t insane psychotic murderers, like all British PMs in recent memory- Tony Blair much more so than Johnson.

          • Agreed, Johnson definitely a MUCH lesser evil than Bliar. And that repulsive man just won’t go away, like the unflushable proverbial.

        • it’s not so much the toffs as the beetroot coloured gammons that believe they personally won WW2 not their grandads and get their history off the back off match boxes…

      • Ditto. Privileged toffs most of them. Never been down on their ‘luck’ or rather their ‘wealth’

      • John White he may not have started any wars, but many of the British people have suffered and died under his watch.

  4. He’s still the greatest Prime Minister since Churchill. Boris will be Prime Minister again before the end of the decade!

    • Johnson did conspire to get a lot of people killed, but not as many as Churchill happily did in the Bengal famine. Of course, there’s always more time.

      • Of course, you could have led war beleaguered Britain to victory, eh, Whitey (as in lily-livered)? Bahahaha!

        • Interesting to know that you think it’s funny to murder millions of Bengalis too, Gaby. Is there any gentile you don’t think it’s funny to kill?

        • there is a cogent arguement mrs liar(no relation to billy) that in military matters britain won despite not because of churchill, I cite dieppe and crete as examples…though he was a very effective speechifier

  5. He stood for Ukraine in it’s darkest hour? Well give him a fucken medal and a knighthood for that. What a hero.

  6. Johnson’s sister has written in her newspaper column that Johnson was a friend of Ghislaine Maxwell, the Mossad agent and madame of Jeffrey Epstein, from his university days onwards. Certainly goes to explain some of his international policy and other misconduct.

  7. Mini Maggie aka Dizzy Lizzy is lining up for a crack at the Premiership.

    • Boris’s missus Carey is pissst! She’s busy scrapping the $200k wallpaper off all of the walls!

      • I think you’ll find it’s scraping wallpaper off, Danny Boy (Tane/Male/Man, not Female/Woman/Speller).

        Good to see you’re scrapping the spellchecker on your device Danny Boy. Pissst! Irish commenters on Kiwi blogs, should not be throwing insults willy-nilly, without the use of a spellchecker.

  8. Boris was caught trying to prevent ceasefire talks between Ukraine and Russia…the ceasefire talk was to allow civilians out of combat areas…

  9. Nurse Jenny from NZ saved his life, which he was humble enough to acknowledge. Will miss the number 10 parties and wild hair days and mystic charm.

    If only the NZ Labour party had politicians with this much character and wisdom

    • Party at number 10…..All welcome……Except working class Riff Raff…..Tory traitors , and the guy who has been cutting my hair since I was 10…

  10. Another tory right wing governments bites the dust. Perhaps Luxon will bite the dust next year. No one wants right wing tory governments’.

  11. A lesson for other administrations who indulge in manipulation, misinformation and malfeasance to benefit themselves instead of working for their country?

  12. Lots of Boris Derangement Syndrome on view here. Let’s see what sort of a job the next one or two British PM’s do. More than a few are going to miss Johnson when some Thatcherite is in charge, or a spineless knee-taking Keir Starmer who seems unable to work out what is and isn’t a woman.

    • It’s not derangement syndrome. Even by politician standards he was just too much of a f’ing liar. He told such whoppers that it was unsustainable. He would lie, get found out (sometimes within a day it seems) then claim confusion ( like what words actually mean) or misunderstanding. The Benny Hill music requested by Hugh Grant yesterday was just so appropriate

      • Any examples of these “whoppers”? I mean it wasn’t exactly “Yes, Sadam has weapons of mass destruction”, was it?

        • Are you serious? “ I didn’t know he had a history of sexual misconduct” was the last and final one. That’s even though he had been warned by Conservative party members.

        • Are you serious? “ I didn’t know he had a history of sexual misconduct” was the last and final one. That’s even though he had been warned by Conservative party members.

  13. it’s not so much the colour of the t-shirt as the failure to deliver on anything..LINO should take note

  14. yeahhhh pope he couldn’t even get brexit done (ask the irish) his buffoonishness isn’t an act he just downplays his personal greed and incompetence and hides behind stupidity and as far as it goes his so called cabinet were all dyed in the wool monetarists except rancid moggie who wants to reinstate the corn laws.

    starmer is fuckin useless, nice haircut though.

Comments are closed.