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  1. We have a clear history of selling swamp Kauri overseas, fucking up Fonterra shareholders and taking decades to sort out basic insurance claims in ChCH before turning it into a toilet. (Like our seas and rivers).

    Natz open borders, will have Covid wiping out Kiwi’s quicker than you can say PSA to the Kiwifruit growers.

    We will bring back more drug smugglers and give gun licsences to the terrorists.

    Our race relations policy is to remember 2 Chinese are more valuable than 2 Indians when voting. Pakeha that don’t bring in donations, are fucking useless to the party, apart from as a placeholder on the board to export NZ profits overseas! Thanks Jenny and John.

    Vote for money laundering in the Cooks!

    Pretty legal,

    Vote Natz

    • @sixfootfour, +1

      Natz, We will pave paradise and put in a parking lot and a plethora of leaky buildings and dig up roads and motorways for years while talking about reducing congestion.

      COL, We will tax the roads further, while spending the money not on trains but upgrades to construction of bus terminals and the trains in the never, never https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/389479/60m-public-transport-project-for-south-auckland-railway-station…… oh and sort of safety, well not really safety but sounds good if we can’t get the public transport going… and cycle lanes of a sort… https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2020/01/wellington-city-council-unsure-how-cycle-lane-just-inches-wide-happened.html)

      Good to know the fuel taxes are well spent, hmmmmmm
      The fuel excise portion includes:https://www.aa.co.nz/cars/owning-a-car/fuel-prices-and-types/petrol/
      70.024 cents – National Land Transport Fund
      6 cents – ACC Motor Vehicle Account
      0.66 cents – Local Authorities Fuel Tax
      0.6 cents – Petroleum or Engine Fuels Monitoring Levy
      In addition, GST is collected on the overall price of fuel including excise. The GST on excise amounts to an 11 cents per litre “tax on taxes”.

      There are no excise taxes on diesel other than 0.33 cents Local Authorities Fuel Tax, and GST. Instead, diesel vehicles pay Road User Charges. All fuels also pay an Emissions Trading Scheme levy (approximately 9 cents per litre for petrol, and 10 cents per litre for diesel).

      In Auckland, an additional 10 cent per litre Regional Fuel Tax is levied on all petrol and diesel sold in the Auckland region (since July 2018).

      It is government policy for all of the petrol excise tax motorists pay to be directed to the National Land Transport Fund for investment back into New Zealand’s land transport system. “

  2. People are regarding their lives as more important than the drive to make a buck and a massive profit.
    No wonder National are confused.

  3. “Move yer arse Judith, I can’t fit in the frame”.
    “Remind me to trim your gut Gerry, next time I have my stabbing knife out”.

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