Political Caption Competition

1. “The worst thing is the smell” claims National leader, as she steps over the growing pile of bodies of former colleagues at Nat HQ.

2. In another first for women, National’s leader Judith Collins has won the role of Zorro in Peter Jackson’s upcoming movie franchise.

3. Well Donny boy finally wore one, and this one matches his!

4. The latest in fashion-wear for fascists.

5. How she sees it: I look quite matchy matchy

   How others see it: She looks quite matchy matchy

6. Judith knew from bitter experience that it was always better to be safe than sorry after Gerry had visited the “all-you-can-eat” buffet at the curry house the night before.

   • You wouldn’t want to say that over at TS – you might get banned. Either that or it’d trigger a debate on the hegemonic qualities of curry and its ingredients, and where exactly it affects the digestive system.
     Thankfully, so far – precious and easily offended people only seem to inhabit the 1st Whurl. It’ll probably be their downfall as well

7. Judith’s slightly less than auspicious entry into National’s annual years end charades party…

8. ‘All I need now is my taser’

9. Shit, this mask was white until I started speaking . . .

10. Back in black.

11. Trying to be fashionable for the pandemic.

    • Failing as usual…

12. “Brighter Future
    VOTE FOR ME!”

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