Political Caption Competition

1. Here in little ol’ NZ we aim to have the best variety of diseases in the world and to be a living nation-wide theme park of historical record. We have such a great selection of old and new diseases, we have had to close down to process the latest offerings. Old favourites are here such as measles, now we have recurrence of mumps in Dunedin. Those affect people, but we also have interesting plagues affecting our trees, shrubs, (not mentioning our variety of malign insects).

2. Yep. “Vote for Capt. No Comprehendae!”

3. National reassures supporters that they have ‘stupid’ covered equally as well as ‘mindless greed’.

4. ‘All welcome. Seating capacity is well over 1500 , so be sure to get in early to book your tickets !!” …

5. Another great idea from the genius who introduced campylobactor to Havelock North’s water supply…

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