Every week just before Caucus, Simon greets the media for a briefing in the same spot at the same time. This week Judith Collins accidentally just happened to be in the same spot at the same time instead forcing Simon to painfully wait.
Cue Curb Your Enthusiasm theme
And as strains of the theme song ‘the Good , the Bad , and the Ugly ‘ mysteriously came from somewhere ,.. low snarls of ‘ this spot aint big enough for the both of us’ were distinctly heard…
But more worrying to most observers was the man confidently texting standing in the middle , being known by many in those circles as the ‘ outsider’…
Tinder hookup is nearby, Grindr hookup is nearby…
…mr_sly42: “mission accomplished”
“Join us next week for more adventures of Oravida Judith and the VTNZ Kid!”
“Have I got a surprise enema for you!”
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