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Why does his bullshit sound better than my bullshit?
Read my lips…
“I don’t have much imagination, but have always excelled at learning my lines.”
Get a room…
obama:..’will someone get this weird stalker away from me..!’..
key:..’rich white men are an oppressed minority too..y’know..!
..everyone hates us’…
If only I wasn’t faking being born in that shit hole NZ, I’d be sitting in your seat, mate.
Look here Key,
I’m in the shit in US now so it’s your turn in the barrel.
If you don’t prop me up, so invite me to your TPPA party here next month.
And put on a real show for TPPA so I can ram it though at home afterwards.
Yeah. Nah…
The eyes have it.
If only he had ponytails…
“So Little Kiwi, you got anything for me today or am I gonna hafta send my boys in?”
“So you gonna give me all you territory, an we’ll keep our drones away from ya…”
“Yeah but I make this look goooood! You jus a stiff-assed honky, man…”
Really…you use drones to bumb off those who bug you…you are lucky I have to use Cameron Slater…said Key.
Who is Slater asked Obama…
Oh he is NZ’s Donald Trump…replied Key
If only he had a ponytail