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Head bangers mob Parliament…
Halitosis, the effective political weapon…
Te Ururoa (thinking): ‘Fucking garlic munchers…’
Dear Leader (thinking): ‘Fucking kereru munchers…’
NZ Public (shouting): “Fucking arse munchers!”
“Oh, how I wish you had a pony tail!”
My facial cringe is cringier than yours!
‘Racial equality, Te, my mate, I’ll happily press your nose, if you’ll happily kiss my backside’
Baubles, bangles, hear how they jing, jinga-linga
Baubles, bangles, bright shiny beads
Sparkles, spangles, your heart will sing, singa-linga
Wearin’ baubles, bangles and beads
Tory Tits
The Traitors’ hongi!
The people that you run into when you don’t have a gun.
tory lickspittle pays obeisance to his boss…
key:..’oh no..!..greasy nose..!..’
guess who said this:..
‘..can i please have my/our mana back..?’
Whose nose has the greatest leverage?
” Two NZ sold out puppets loving each other all the way to the bank.”
Sell out