satire

Ummmm. I want cuddles thanks National.

CHILD: The mean lady behind you ate one of our lambs live! CL: Shhhh. She’s listening!

National Party MP Chris Penk with the next National Party Finance Minister who National will sacrifice immediately at the election

Ask me one more question on tax and you get the back of my hand!

Most honest Billboard of the election season

National aren’t really lying, what this really says is that despite being a champion debater, Luxon is still shit.

CL: If I put my hand on my hip, I seem affable and friendly. NW: I too shall lean in…

This is how gaslighting works

The National Party of NZ – supporting Colonisation since 1840

National Party hypocrisy at playing victim – Bishop has learnt everything from the woke.