Political Caption Competition
This is the worst threesome in NZ History – they all cry out their own names when they orgasm
This is the worst threesome in NZ History – they all cry out their own names when they orgasm

FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

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Ahead of Budget 2026, Hāpai Te Hauora called for a budget that listens. A budget that responds to what communities…

“Budget 2026 pushes the science system into a quiet purgatory, with zero announcements from the Minister’s office since 1 April,”…

A coalition promise to “ensure Plunket is funded to do their job properly” was forgotten in Budget 26, NZNO says….

The Government owes New Zealand mothers an explanation after admitting it falsely claimed all women would immediately be entitled to…
“When shall we three meet again…?”
The Three Nasty Narcs.
Cod, Flounder, and Snapper.
Clod, flounder and slapper. Fixed it for you
Coq au vin, lobster bisque, venison stew…
Bouillabaisse is a classic French dish… It requires many different varieties of fish, and traditionally was made with whatever the fishermen hadn’t sold that morning.
(What will the dish be like when the ingredients were off before they were dragged from the murky depths? There is something very fishy about our election, which was not settled by the next morning and grows exponentially fragrant.)
The 3 Monkeys
See more evil, Do more evil, Be more evil
It is true – the one with the most skin in the game wins by a head!
Rimmer’s a stunned mullet. I wonder if Whinney has unblocked him yet? Lolz
3 shady characters: Mr. Dangerous, Mr. Suspicious, Mr. Deceitful.
Up to no good.
The look that three men have when they discover that the only meal that are having is dead rat.
Winston. “He rang me at 2 minutes past two. What time did he ring you Seymour?”