Political Caption Competition
This is the worst threesome in NZ History – they all cry out their own names when they orgasm
This is the worst threesome in NZ History – they all cry out their own names when they orgasm

Te Pati Māori’s internal dramas have been a political heartbreak. From the dizzying highs just after the protests against ACTs…

As the extreme wet events following extreme droughts scar the land permanently and interrupt agricultural calendars around the world, let’s…

Taxpayers’ Fake Union Rigged Poll and the latest Roy Morgan are out and they tell interesting stories: Taxpayers’ Fake Union…
As this climate denying, anti-environment Government denies reality… Stark climate warnings: The hypothetical is now our reality, experts say A…

Coalition parties ramp up criticism of media The relationship between politicians and the media is symbiotic, but it’s increasingly coming…

Four ministerial aides quit as more than 60 Labour MPs call for Starmer to resign 64 Labour MPs now calling…
“When shall we three meet again…?”
The Three Nasty Narcs.
Cod, Flounder, and Snapper.
Clod, flounder and slapper. Fixed it for you
Coq au vin, lobster bisque, venison stew…
Bouillabaisse is a classic French dish… It requires many different varieties of fish, and traditionally was made with whatever the fishermen hadn’t sold that morning.
(What will the dish be like when the ingredients were off before they were dragged from the murky depths? There is something very fishy about our election, which was not settled by the next morning and grows exponentially fragrant.)
The 3 Monkeys
See more evil, Do more evil, Be more evil
It is true – the one with the most skin in the game wins by a head!
Rimmer’s a stunned mullet. I wonder if Whinney has unblocked him yet? Lolz
3 shady characters: Mr. Dangerous, Mr. Suspicious, Mr. Deceitful.
Up to no good.
The look that three men have when they discover that the only meal that are having is dead rat.
Winston. “He rang me at 2 minutes past two. What time did he ring you Seymour?”