Political Caption Competition
This is the worst threesome in NZ History – they all cry out their own names when they orgasm
This is the worst threesome in NZ History – they all cry out their own names when they orgasm

A Marxist, the co-Leader of te Pati Māori, the Greenpeace Boss, a Former leader of Labour, a former National Party/NZF…
Winston wants to rob 700 000 permanent residents of the right to vote and the reaction from the media is…

This was my speech at the 2026 Keith Locke Memorial Debate. The moot: Hate speech laws threaten free speech Moderator:…

FACT OF THE DAY: Roman Emperor Caligula planned to appoint his favorite horse, Incitatus, to the Senate POLITICAL QUOTE OF…

The Alliance Party has welcomed the passing of the new Mental Health Bill but says the reform will fail the…

The Environmental Defence Society (EDS) has today filed its submission on the Conservation Amendment Bill, welcoming the Government’s decision to…
“When shall we three meet again…?”
The Three Nasty Narcs.
Cod, Flounder, and Snapper.
Clod, flounder and slapper. Fixed it for you
Coq au vin, lobster bisque, venison stew…
Bouillabaisse is a classic French dish… It requires many different varieties of fish, and traditionally was made with whatever the fishermen hadn’t sold that morning.
(What will the dish be like when the ingredients were off before they were dragged from the murky depths? There is something very fishy about our election, which was not settled by the next morning and grows exponentially fragrant.)
The 3 Monkeys
See more evil, Do more evil, Be more evil
It is true – the one with the most skin in the game wins by a head!
Rimmer’s a stunned mullet. I wonder if Whinney has unblocked him yet? Lolz
3 shady characters: Mr. Dangerous, Mr. Suspicious, Mr. Deceitful.
Up to no good.
The look that three men have when they discover that the only meal that are having is dead rat.
Winston. “He rang me at 2 minutes past two. What time did he ring you Seymour?”