satire

The National Party Diversity Committee

Gower has stolen my bloody look again that freakish homicidal chipmunk! That’s the last fucking time I tell him where I buy my suits!

Donald Trump spray tanned at White House

When I give the sign, begin the revolution

Bill English pleased negotiations on how Paula Bennett will be sacrificed to Winston Peters are going well

Are you sure this is how we scare Winston?

Hi, I’m a spritely 72 year old who enjoys cigarettes, single malt whiskey and macro economic nationalism. I enjoy walks along the beach (while smoking), whiskey Pina Colada’s and getting caught in the rain (while smoking and drinking whiskey).