Political Caption Competition


Do you have any idea how badly you have fucked up if your co-governance racism is so cross burning that…
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Have you all seen Taine Randall being interviewed after his announcement to run for recreational hate cult. NZ First? Y-e-a-h….

The man is a fucking moron… Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.pic.twitter.com/1o3CJiJYRF…

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Today was one of the worst days. I awoke at 5am to do an interview on Ryan Bridges’ Newstalk ZB…
Big thumbs up for all of the above comments 🙂 All so relevant.
“N is for Noddy, National, and Numpties.
Coincidence?
I think not.”
Pre-testing of imagery for National’s 2020 Election Campaign reveals it may be too intellectual for average National voter.
The Noddycar…
Noddy and Steven wave at the nice lady with the big pink dildo.
“Oh dear! Steven’s been eating the mushrooms again. He’s still hallucinating about an $11.7 billion budget hole that doesn’t exist.”
Another day passes by, I’m dreamin’ of you,
It might be just a dream, but dreams come true,
Somewhere I’ll find another who
At the the end of the day, I shall not rue
And when I finally do, I know inside my heart
That there could be no doubt, I knew it from the start
(From Lyrics of You are the One)
National unveils alternative transport plan for Auckland…