satire

The fat grey trout jumps over the slippery blue fox 

SIMON: Hello, I’m Simon Bridges, I’m the leader of the National Party. I’m really excited to get excited for NZ. I’m passionate about being passionate. I believe we need to believe. This Government is a waste of a waste. I’m looking forward to moving forward. I’m here to hold account to account. I’m passionate. How are you?

FISH: I’m a fish Simon. 

I break the internet.

I break everything. 

For the person who has everything 

New National Party housing policy called ‘controversial’ and ‘challenging’ by NZ Herald

The only MP who is whiter and has less rhythm than his car

Millennial nightmare in pictures 

Hahahahahahaha, put on some Gumboots and those stupid yokels will think we are running the country for their benefit, wait till they see what we’ve done with MPI.