satire

Malcolm Evans – Trump in a China shop

Who on earth starts a war with the Canadians?

Look you fucking muppet, we’ve rebuilt global co-operation and re-set the democratic agenda, you’ve been here less than 30seconds today and what have you done? Started a bloody shouting match with Canada? Who the fuck starts shit with Canada? They are the only white people that the rest of the planet likes! Stop acting like a fucking child! And yes, I’m sorry Abe, if I had to stand next to a fuckwit like John Bolton, I’d be cross too.    

Why isn’t he moving? Is it broken?

Matthew Hooton at the NZ Herald

Desperation has never looked so desperate.

If the answer to a close Northcote by-elecyion is Nick Smith – what the fuck was the question? 

Who Farted?

Malcolm Evans – Queens Birthday Weekend