Political Caption Competition

Confused elderly resident Muriel Grim angrily mutters, “I never liked Laila Harre”.

Confused elderly resident Muriel Grim angrily mutters, “I never liked Laila Harre”.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
“Smile you old bitch or Auntie Paula’s gonna leak your pension details!”
Simonm, this is disrespectful to this old lady. Her picture should not be posted here without her consent – unless it’s from a photo file and even then this is not the way she should be treated, and may cause distress to her whanau, or to her.
I hope that when Martyn and you reach old manhood, that there’s no-one around behaving thoughtlessly like this towards you.
How do you know I haven’t already reached “old manhood” Christine? That’s pretty ageist of you I must say.
OMG Am I ageist ? Do I have to add that to all the other labels like feminist, Greenie, Socialist, leftie etc ? Oh no. Oh no.
Well Simon, if you’re at old manhood , well done, and here’s hoping that you don’t run into anyone who makes you a public figure of fun.
Please do not use this poor elderly lady to help make Bennett a figure of fun; Bennett does this well all by herself anyway.
Who is this smart cynical ‘grinning like a cheshire cat’ sitting here demanding me as an eldely person to say this awful stuff about Laila Harre”.?