Political Caption Competition

Here’s how much compassion I have for anyone earning less money than me.

Here’s how much compassion I have for anyone earning less money than me.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
At first glance you might think that I’m a middle-aged reactionary – but ask yourself this – can he rock a bangle?
“… and the other one is this big.”
How much do you think I’ll get for my autobiography ?
“Actually this is a benchmark frozen in ‘hope’.”
“No worries about all the suckers out there, who will accept anything!”
hawkesby: ‘this is how much i care about the fucken poor..!’
hawkeby: ‘i’ve had my compassion-levels measured’…
hawkesby: ‘i ‘ve seen the trump pee-tape – it’s this big..’