satire

If looks could kill

It’s not time to make a change,
Just relax, take it easy
You’re still young, that’s your fault,
There’s so much you have to know

The new National Party math curriculum was criticised from day 1.

It’s weird that he’s making eye contact while drinking isn’t it? Like he fears the second he’s not watching you you’ll start a leadership challenge against him.

Summer is Coming

Because everyone wants a device in their house that tells the NZ Herald what they are privately talking about.