Political Caption Competition

Why does God hate me so much to make me work for this fucking moron?

Why does God hate me so much to make me work for this fucking moron?

World leaders pay tribute to victims as Israel marks three years since 7 October attack by Hamas – as it…

Wow, the National Party think they’ve won the election, once again, through using fear as a means of attracting votes. …

On 23 September, China’s leader Xi Jin Ping arrived in the US for a state visit, his first since 2015….

Jesus wept… Was former South Canterbury resident Raymond Horsch a serial killer? FBI tears apart US ‘house of horrors’ Fresh…

Kia ora koutou. Look, I’ll be straight with you. National’s plan to randomly drug test people on Jobseeker isn’t welfare…
The ease with which you are all manipulated but the Taxpayers’ Union after Nicky’s devastating expose on their toxic influence…
Pompeo: “Fuck! The orange retard has cancelled our invasion of Iran again.”
Bolton: “Patience fatboy! We’ll get our war just as soon as Mueller proves he’s Putin’s personal voodoo doll and he realises he’s about to be impeached.”
Don’t mention the walrus. Don’t mention the walrus. Don’t mention the walrus…