satire

Dear little baby Jesus, let this orange freak die so I can become President and start your apocalypse.   

The first Australian Superhero movie fell short of expectations 

VLAD: I’ll have a white Russian thanks waiter.

MELANIA: Same 

Ummm, hello. Over here. Where are fuck are you going?

When Maggie Barry isn’t bullying staff, she’s strangling native birds

One beaming Monster to another