satire

I’d say Theresa has this much chance of surviving politically.

An arsehole does echo 

“Oh great, a younger, far more attractive female leader right when I’m facing the most humiliating political defeat of my life. Wonderful, and I bet you’re chirpy too aren’t you?”

That feeling when you have to clean up the mans mess before you. 

In the Chinese Herald this version of the advert read

Why does God hate me so much to make me work for this fucking moron?