satire

Deep inside the Green Party research facility we are almost ready to start deleting all the white bros from Twitter.

What’s the going rate over at the National Party for Indian MPs?

David Parker: Ummm, I get my hand back after shaking yours right? Saudi Foreign Minister: Maybe.

Hello Cameron, a very nervous Simon Bridges here…

Shake my hand or I’ll cut it off

Please God, let Cameron Slater and Simon Lusk die in a car crash that also wipes out Judith. Can you hear me God? Hello? Oh Satan, how are you, can that soul I traded to win the leadership get some extra credit put on it?

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