satire

Why does God hate me so much to make me work for this fucking moron?

How the New Conservative Party actually think policy is made. They also take the undersea world of SpongeBob SquarePants literally. 

If looks could kill

It’s not time to make a change,
Just relax, take it easy
You’re still young, that’s your fault,
There’s so much you have to know

The new National Party math curriculum was criticised from day 1.

It’s weird that he’s making eye contact while drinking isn’t it? Like he fears the second he’s not watching you you’ll start a leadership challenge against him.