satire

People who have the basic personality skills to actually have consensual sex however do not recommend this book.

KING’S COLLEGE TUCK SHOP MENU:

MAINS:
Steamed Rhinos in white wine – $120
Whole grilled Gorilla with jerk gravy – $175
Blue Whale Sushi – $230

DESSERT: Eton Mess taken from the mouths of working class children – $45

When your ego is so huge it leaves the body and makes itself a t-shirt

Who knew Gerry Brownlee was such a beer pong expert? 

Putting all our Cows in one Beijing Paddock WILL NEVER come back to bite us in the arse.

Future Wikipedia post

The worst advert for mass surveillance ever.