satire

“Oh great, a younger, far more attractive female leader right when I’m facing the most humiliating political defeat of my life. Wonderful, and I bet you’re chirpy too aren’t you?”

That feeling when you have to clean up the mans mess before you. 

In the Chinese Herald this version of the advert read

Why does God hate me so much to make me work for this fucking moron?

How the New Conservative Party actually think policy is made. They also take the undersea world of SpongeBob SquarePants literally. 

If looks could kill

It’s not time to make a change,
Just relax, take it easy
You’re still young, that’s your fault,
There’s so much you have to know