satire

Aliarsayswhat?

National Party policy will see all prisoners working in chain gangs where each of them have to sing ‘Old Man River’ while breaking rock or be shot in the face for insubordination.

The National Party of New Zealand – Governing like it’s 1899 

Sometimes I don’t think there are enough showers in the world to cleanse me of the filth I’m having to do here.

Don’t fuck this up for me boomer

Don’t adjust your TV set, that’s the colour Simon goes when he’s really mad

Spot the difference: One is Ok, the other is a boomer

The Spinoff Flag is as pretentious as you’d suspect 

He scares the bejesus out of me.