satire

A whiter shade of pale.

I’ll be using this to wipe way arse with later you orange freak. 

Ahhh, this is your Captain speaking. There is no need to be alarmed, but I’m not taking this suit off until I fly the plane directly into the Sun. Don’t forget you can ask Judy or her team for any light refreshments during this flight and Happy Birthday to our Air Hostess, Carol

We will feast on the infants at night sister.

In the wake of leaving the EU, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnston re-establishes Prima nocta.

Guess which one is Mike Hosking and which one is the National Party

Colonel Sanders is prepared to testify what the 11 secret herbs and spices really are. 

Ahhh, this is your Captain speaking. There is no need to be alarmed, but I’m not taking this suit off until I fly the plane directly into the Sun. Don’t forget you can ask Judy or her team for any light refreshments during this flight and Happy Birthday to our Air Hostess, Carol

Hateful white cishet patriarchal privileged entitlement physically assaults working woman live in TV…oh wait