satire

New Conservative Policy Platform 

Ask why you are wearing a kilt for a Jacket?

Racing now and it’s Labour out in front, National tripping over itself, the Greens on a Unicorn and ACT is out in front of Winnie and Winnie is bringing up the rear.

David Seymour with the little knitted elf support toy children killed by his Party’s gun fetish are handed during trauma incidents

Actual Green Party Caucus meeting

Just be honest Judith.

He came in like a wrecking ball

MARAMA: Please don’t put this photo online

JOHN: Hahahahahaha

ACT’s public transport policy was criticised as threadbare. 

The new Labour Party Billboards were called ‘a bit much’.