Political Caption Competition
Hear no Ponsonby Rd, see no Ponsonby Rd, speak no Ponsonby Rd.
Hear no Ponsonby Rd, see no Ponsonby Rd, speak no Ponsonby Rd.

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Haha, brilliant Frankie.
Where’s my rent-a-mob?
“Please ask that busker to stop playing “Money can’t buy me love”. Thanks.”
‘I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help’
(Psalm 121)
“Emma darling, can you make sure that vile creature and friend of Merv, Hamish Price is up there to shake my hand and tell me in front of the cameras that I’m doing a fantastic job…I must be seen to have at least one supporter out there”