Political Caption Competition
Two ambitious blood thirsty sharks stare into the abyss of each other.
Two ambitious blood thirsty sharks stare into the abyss of each other.

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During the Vietnam War, an American Major defended the bombing of a village by stating… …fast forward to the present…

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“We’re going to retract our nope to dope stance…because after wolfing down all that strangely delicious chocolate brownie edible we just cant wipe this shit eating grin off our faces.”
This doesn’t qualify as a caption, but have a look at their pupils… Amphetamines?
Leader and co-leader?
Two ambitious blood thirsty sharks stare into the abyss of each other.
Then get caught in the long net and drowned.
Fitting use of the Dutch angle.
“yes, this is what two totally fake smiles look like”
Within 48 hours of election day, the truth behind the faux smiles will emerge. The “strong team” will be climbing over each other to stab to the front and back. Will be a great show. Very sad of course. haha
Him and me want to take youse all on holiday to Samoa with us. Then China. Next stop Mars with bars.