Political Caption Competition
Two ambitious blood thirsty sharks stare into the abyss of each other.
Two ambitious blood thirsty sharks stare into the abyss of each other.

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…
“We’re going to retract our nope to dope stance…because after wolfing down all that strangely delicious chocolate brownie edible we just cant wipe this shit eating grin off our faces.”
This doesn’t qualify as a caption, but have a look at their pupils… Amphetamines?
Leader and co-leader?
Two ambitious blood thirsty sharks stare into the abyss of each other.
Then get caught in the long net and drowned.
Fitting use of the Dutch angle.
“yes, this is what two totally fake smiles look like”
Within 48 hours of election day, the truth behind the faux smiles will emerge. The “strong team” will be climbing over each other to stab to the front and back. Will be a great show. Very sad of course. haha
Him and me want to take youse all on holiday to Samoa with us. Then China. Next stop Mars with bars.