satire

Voted Most Likely to drop a ball between all 4 of them.

Luxon’s first month amongst the sheep was working.

This device enables heteronormative white cis male privilege to transmit directly into Elon Musks new starlink.

The more Warehouse basic bitch BBQs I assemble, the more the heathens will embrace us precious.

The terrifying thing is that this photo is to scale, Chris’s head is actually that big.

Hail Jesus!

The Omicron DJ arrives for Auckland’s New Year’s Party. 

Drugs in the shape of Jacinda is the best thing to happen in 2021 – it gets you happy and high without having to solve the housing crisis