satire

Drugs in the shape of Jacinda is the best thing to happen in 2021 – it gets you happy and high without having to solve the housing crisis

Spot the difference: Trick question, both are shit at Succession. 

Camouflage Karen 

John Key said I had to eat common people food if I wanted to trick them into making me PM!

Dickhead 

Elliot doesn’t seem to have a functioning knowledge of the words ‘Apartheid’, ‘Starts’, ‘So’, ‘The’, or ‘And’.

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern announces a shocked spider monkey will be the new Minister of Health.