Political Caption Competition


FACT OF THE DAY: The human heart has incredible stamina, beating around 100,000 times and pumping roughly 2,500 gallons (9,500…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

NZ First Conference

TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…
Jury unimpressed as war criminal begs for clemency
Rich liar bores soldiers
“I am fabulously rich and you are not. However I have bequeathed you the opportunity to be butchered by Daesh”
“I was only obeying orders”
“It is a pleasure to be in Nuremberg”
“Whadda yer reckon – should we arrest the guy in the suit now or after they’ve served the grub?”
“If God’s work requires the death of children I shoulder that responsibility without shame or regret”
Jury unimpressed as war criminal begs for clemency
‘I am not a criminal.”
Somewhere, somehow, Gordon Brown just cracked a smile
Depleted Uranium? Sure, and yes there’ll be carcinomas and hideous birth defects for a couple of billion years but that’s the price of Western democracy.
Casualties! Of course, but as long as they have more than we do then we win.
for $50,000 a lecture i will confirm there were definately WMD,s there
“honestly I was sure there were WMDs there”
“and these folk behind me are off to fight a rich mans war!!” [with apologies to steve earle]
“That warmonger Corbyn will never amount to anything.”
And I will send a letter of condolences to your parents!