Political Caption Competition


How big an arsehole am I? This big!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox
Jury unimpressed as war criminal begs for clemency
Rich liar bores soldiers
“I am fabulously rich and you are not. However I have bequeathed you the opportunity to be butchered by Daesh”
“I was only obeying orders”
“It is a pleasure to be in Nuremberg”
“Whadda yer reckon – should we arrest the guy in the suit now or after they’ve served the grub?”
“If God’s work requires the death of children I shoulder that responsibility without shame or regret”
Jury unimpressed as war criminal begs for clemency
‘I am not a criminal.”
Somewhere, somehow, Gordon Brown just cracked a smile
Depleted Uranium? Sure, and yes there’ll be carcinomas and hideous birth defects for a couple of billion years but that’s the price of Western democracy.
Casualties! Of course, but as long as they have more than we do then we win.
for $50,000 a lecture i will confirm there were definately WMD,s there
“honestly I was sure there were WMDs there”
“and these folk behind me are off to fight a rich mans war!!” [with apologies to steve earle]
“That warmonger Corbyn will never amount to anything.”
And I will send a letter of condolences to your parents!