Political Caption Competition

This is Simon Bridges best impersonation of a political leader.
This is Paula Bennett’s best impersonation of a clown mouth you put balls into at an amusement park.

This is Simon Bridges best impersonation of a political leader.
This is Paula Bennett’s best impersonation of a clown mouth you put balls into at an amusement park.

After years demanding Labour define a woman, NZ First’s answer appears to be: a woman is a biological female and a female is a biological female.

The Mongrel Mob meth rehabilitation programme worked. But in New Zealand, looking tough on gangs matters more than reducing addiction.

While centrists manage decline, Zohran Mamdani is rolling out public supermarkets, confronting monopoly power and giving working people something Labour forgot how to offer: hope.

A new US-led Pacific “kill web” linking Japan, South Korea and the Philippines signals how rapidly the Indo-Pacific is militarising.

Pow. Suddenly National have dropped the facade of being centrist and is leaning into open malice for those their remaining…

The best thing about RNZ is its close connection with the Deep State via its Wellington Public Service cronyism. Whenever…
Simple Simon = Grotesque
Simon farts at Paula…