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National Party MPs leave cabinets empty in case they need to be sacked immediately

National Party MPs leave cabinets empty in case they need to be sacked immediately

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In Muldoon’s day would have been full of his favourite tipple LOL
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get the poor dog a bone:
When she got there,
The cupboard was bare,
And so poor Simon had none.