Political Caption Competition


POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: In NZ , Seats are calculated using the Sainte-Laguë formula. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY:…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: New Zealand has no single codified written constitution. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “The condition…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: NZ Parliament can become larger than 120 because of overhang seats. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: Some important electoral rules in NZ are reserved provisions, giving them special protection against ordinary…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: More than 90,000 women voted in the 1893 election, Women nevertheless couldn’t stand for Parliament…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: NATO was established in 1949. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: To govern means to rectify.”…
What magic has this witch performed now on the poor unsuspecting victim, to make him almost unrecognizable? Dark, very dark arts indeed!
“…by the way, we will be using your house as emergency accommodation for the homeless. By National, ACT, United Future and Maori Party calculations, every 2 bedroom State House can accommodate 12 inhabitants, every 3 bedroom house 18 etc. If we count the garages, that’s another 5 per state house. We’ll pull the same trick and Christchurch schools – double bunking.
We’ll have this housing
crisishiccough, sorted by lunchtime.”A puppet manipulates a puppet
“Crisis? What housing crisis?”
Paula Bennett experiments with hooding the homeless to make them faceless and disappear.
“Paula, you can share my space, when you lose your portfolios – that would be a Public Private Partnership (PPP), so to speak!”
Come on, smile for the camera, come on cheesy chesse,. Alright have it your way “BLANK HIS FACE OUT”
The no housing crisis (sweetie) face.
Can I walk you to your burial plot now?