Political Caption Competition


If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy
What magic has this witch performed now on the poor unsuspecting victim, to make him almost unrecognizable? Dark, very dark arts indeed!
“…by the way, we will be using your house as emergency accommodation for the homeless. By National, ACT, United Future and Maori Party calculations, every 2 bedroom State House can accommodate 12 inhabitants, every 3 bedroom house 18 etc. If we count the garages, that’s another 5 per state house. We’ll pull the same trick and Christchurch schools – double bunking.
We’ll have this housing
crisishiccough, sorted by lunchtime.”A puppet manipulates a puppet
“Crisis? What housing crisis?”
Paula Bennett experiments with hooding the homeless to make them faceless and disappear.
“Paula, you can share my space, when you lose your portfolios – that would be a Public Private Partnership (PPP), so to speak!”
Come on, smile for the camera, come on cheesy chesse,. Alright have it your way “BLANK HIS FACE OUT”
The no housing crisis (sweetie) face.
Can I walk you to your burial plot now?