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Never a truer word said!
Am I for real…
Or am I just lemon peel…
It lucky for you photos don’t radiate smells…
“Err Der” close
‘If it weren’t for Photoshop, my mouth would appear in it’s true size on TV-this big’
“I’ve worked hard and deserve what I have got – just look at these calluses on my hands.
“Can’t sleep at night – have to burn off my energy putting the foot on the accelerator of the old Ferarri, zipping through the leafy suburbs – probably got calluses on my … foot – truth be known.
“Woe betide anyone sleeping in my path. Can’t let them think they have any right to be there – can we now?”
Yeah ! Right !
The epitome of a self-made man.
Who let the turd out?
Ruff Ruff
⸮Irony?
Hosko lacks the intellectual force to produce Nixon’s two ‘V’ salute.
“Yawning chasm of ignorance evacuates bowels through mouth…”
Ouch! John your teeth are biting my jewels!