Political Caption Competition

If the answer to a close Northcote by-elecyion is Nick Smith – what the fuck was the question?

If the answer to a close Northcote by-elecyion is Nick Smith – what the fuck was the question?

Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
“Have you seen this man? He’s wanted by the cops!”
Rain shower temporarily turns Northcote gutter into New Zealand’s cleanest waterway.
Nick is praying Dan wins the Northcote by-election so he can pass on the mantle of “New Zealand’s most useless MP” to this extremely promising newcomer.
Beauty should be synonymous with health, education and fitness.