Political Caption Competition

If the answer to a close Northcote by-elecyion is Nick Smith – what the fuck was the question?

If the answer to a close Northcote by-elecyion is Nick Smith – what the fuck was the question?

Labour will ‘never change’ New Zealand’s nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will “never…

Ex-Defence Minister Wayne Mapp pushes back on US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth’s ‘freeloading’ claim Speaking at the Shangri-La Dialogue…

We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference

TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…
“Have you seen this man? He’s wanted by the cops!”
Rain shower temporarily turns Northcote gutter into New Zealand’s cleanest waterway.
Nick is praying Dan wins the Northcote by-election so he can pass on the mantle of “New Zealand’s most useless MP” to this extremely promising newcomer.
Beauty should be synonymous with health, education and fitness.