Political Caption Competition

If the answer to a close Northcote by-elecyion is Nick Smith – what the fuck was the question?

If the answer to a close Northcote by-elecyion is Nick Smith – what the fuck was the question?

World leaders pay tribute to victims as Israel marks three years since 7 October attack by Hamas – as it…

Wow, the National Party think they’ve won the election, once again, through using fear as a means of attracting votes. …

On 23 September, China’s leader Xi Jin Ping arrived in the US for a state visit, his first since 2015….

Jesus wept… Was former South Canterbury resident Raymond Horsch a serial killer? FBI tears apart US ‘house of horrors’ Fresh…

Kia ora koutou. Look, I’ll be straight with you. National’s plan to randomly drug test people on Jobseeker isn’t welfare…
The ease with which you are all manipulated but the Taxpayers’ Union after Nicky’s devastating expose on their toxic influence…
“Have you seen this man? He’s wanted by the cops!”
Rain shower temporarily turns Northcote gutter into New Zealand’s cleanest waterway.
Nick is praying Dan wins the Northcote by-election so he can pass on the mantle of “New Zealand’s most useless MP” to this extremely promising newcomer.
Beauty should be synonymous with health, education and fitness.