Political Caption Competition

Why is it always the Australian Journalists who are dicks? Why aren’t I being interviewed by the Guardian?

Why is it always the Australian Journalists who are dicks? Why aren’t I being interviewed by the Guardian?

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Michelle: Does that mean Barnaby Joyce gets returned to sender free of charge ?
Geez,… bad enough that they are sending their scrub criminals over here when they always lived in Aussie , but now we are getting that character as well ?!!?
Blimey ! – that makes two Joyces we need to keep throwing dildos at…
It is not just the Aussie media who are dicks so are some of their politicians and some of the biggest dickheads have been made in NZ but are wannabe Aussies