Political Caption Competition

Judith Collins casually lounging around her Office with its wall display of the mounted heads of her enemies

Judith Collins casually lounging around her Office with its wall display of the mounted heads of her enemies

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The best thing about RNZ is its close connection with the Deep State via its Wellington Public Service cronyism. Whenever…
Cannibalism – it’s a lifestyle choice…
If I wanted a school Marm Matron to preside over when I decide to take a shit or not , I’d go back to primary school.
Fuck off Collins , you oaf.
You are a joke.
OMG the fiend herself is loose amongst us! Nightmarish masks on the wall with shrunken heads alongside(?)!!
Judith Collins casually lounging around her Office with its wall display of the mounted heads of her e̶n̶e̶m̶i̶e̶s̶ friends.
I am now the queen of the orient no less and the queen of sheba.
No-one can compete with me, now that i have China behind me.