Political Caption Competition


Fuel shortages. Rising costs. Global war. Hipkins says we’re not ready — and that should worry everyone.
They tried to counter it. They barely showed up. Meanwhile, Auckland’s anti-war movement is getting louder.

No one was really talking about it — until she did. So why did Melania Trump just make this the story?

Trump starts redefining war crimes. New Zealand starts arguing about culture wars. If that doesn’t alarm you, it should.

Bend the logic hard enough and anything looks defensible. That’s the trick. That’s also the tell.

Giga-yachts at the top. Food banks at the bottom. This isn’t a gap — it’s a system.
Abracadaver…
A dramatic move to Zombie Television.
“Should be a bit of a larf,” quips our Mike…
The dead man rises again with no face
Sentence: to be duly taken out at dawn and shot with a ball of their own shit.
Clean up towels and water buckets to be supplied by those so accused.
May God have mercy on your clothes.
Firing squad of seven sharp shooters insist on covering heads of former TV presenters before serving justice.