Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Abracadaver…
A dramatic move to Zombie Television.
“Should be a bit of a larf,” quips our Mike…
The dead man rises again with no face
Sentence: to be duly taken out at dawn and shot with a ball of their own shit.
Clean up towels and water buckets to be supplied by those so accused.
May God have mercy on your clothes.
Firing squad of seven sharp shooters insist on covering heads of former TV presenters before serving justice.