Political Caption Competition

Gower has stolen my bloody look again that freakish homicidal chipmunk! That’s the last fucking time I tell him where I buy my suits!

Gower has stolen my bloody look again that freakish homicidal chipmunk! That’s the last fucking time I tell him where I buy my suits!

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The Greens’ policy to reverse the Coalition Government’s plans to cut 8700 public service jobs and replace them with AI…

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Children at Starship hospital are waiting longer for treatment because of National’s refusal to hire the nurses our hospitals need….

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, apparently the only reason Trump is considering a pause on the decision…
Gower finally discovers a less painful place to hide his recorder.
“The blue suited Brothers”
Men in er… Blue…
I’m gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I’m gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I’m gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
And send him on his way.