Political Caption Competition

When I give the sign, begin the revolution

Oh for the love of Christ… Election 2026: Christopher Luxon open to drug-testing MPs as National proposes random drug testing…

This is such a dick move… National says it will cut foreign aid to boost Pharmac medicines budget National says…

Wow. You can tell the power factions inside a Party by the List and the surge up that list by…
Surprise, surprise, the vast majority of Kiwis disagree with ACT and National’s neoliberal privatisation agenda… Two-thirds of New Zealanders Support…
WOW. You know shit just got real when the chorus of Capitalism Cheerleaders known as NZs Economic Chattering Class quietly…

Oh come on… …it’s a bit rich claiming Greens are ungovernable vs ACT and NZF! – Advertisement – Luxon skill…
Happy talk, keep talking happy talk,
Talk about things you’d like to do,
You gotta have a dream, if you don’t have a dream,
How you gonna have a dream come true?
Jacinda needs more sleep,… I’m sure that’s an eye tic… anyways , out with the rolled up NZ Heralds and flour bombs !
On with the revolution ! – may the cleanest team win !
Where is the ‘balanced’ media when we need one?
….so I clinched the deal by offering him the position of “King of the Chatham Islands”.
A wink is as good as a nod. Hope nodding Paula is taking notice.
A fizzer or not? Wait and see…
The revolution will not be televised…