Political Caption Competition

When I give the sign, begin the revolution

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During the Vietnam War, an American Major defended the bombing of a village by stating… …fast forward to the present…

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Happy talk, keep talking happy talk,
Talk about things you’d like to do,
You gotta have a dream, if you don’t have a dream,
How you gonna have a dream come true?
Jacinda needs more sleep,… I’m sure that’s an eye tic… anyways , out with the rolled up NZ Heralds and flour bombs !
On with the revolution ! – may the cleanest team win !
Where is the ‘balanced’ media when we need one?
….so I clinched the deal by offering him the position of “King of the Chatham Islands”.
A wink is as good as a nod. Hope nodding Paula is taking notice.
A fizzer or not? Wait and see…
The revolution will not be televised…