Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
“Does this make my butt look big”?
“you think this is a big scoop, you should here about Winston”
” And for my other scoop I’d like”?
“This is great practice for that shit sandwich I’m going to be eating when Winston wants utu for leaking his pension overpayments.”
Two gulps a wipe of the lips, NEXT.
Slimy gunge on a cone.
Paula shows the moderation she’s renowned for once again.
The poster/ad (top right) makes a very appropriate caption.
For the few, not the many.
With a promise of the ‘trickle down effect’…..
A Green/Blue ice cream. Once it starts melting it’s just plain old Blue…
” A few more sprinkled diamonds on top , please, … you know how I like it” , ….