Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, the co-Leader of the Greens, a political commentator, an Environmental activist, the President of the Māori Party and…

Labour will ‘never change’ New Zealand’s nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will “never…

Ex-Defence Minister Wayne Mapp pushes back on US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth’s ‘freeloading’ claim Speaking at the Shangri-La Dialogue…

We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference
“Does this make my butt look big”?
“you think this is a big scoop, you should here about Winston”
” And for my other scoop I’d like”?
“This is great practice for that shit sandwich I’m going to be eating when Winston wants utu for leaking his pension overpayments.”
Two gulps a wipe of the lips, NEXT.
Slimy gunge on a cone.
Paula shows the moderation she’s renowned for once again.
The poster/ad (top right) makes a very appropriate caption.
For the few, not the many.
With a promise of the ‘trickle down effect’…..
A Green/Blue ice cream. Once it starts melting it’s just plain old Blue…
” A few more sprinkled diamonds on top , please, … you know how I like it” , ….