Political Caption Competition


Oh for the love of Christ… Election 2026: Christopher Luxon open to drug-testing MPs as National proposes random drug testing…

This is such a dick move… National says it will cut foreign aid to boost Pharmac medicines budget National says…

Wow. You can tell the power factions inside a Party by the List and the surge up that list by…
Surprise, surprise, the vast majority of Kiwis disagree with ACT and National’s neoliberal privatisation agenda… Two-thirds of New Zealanders Support…
WOW. You know shit just got real when the chorus of Capitalism Cheerleaders known as NZs Economic Chattering Class quietly…

Oh come on… …it’s a bit rich claiming Greens are ungovernable vs ACT and NZF! – Advertisement – Luxon skill…
“Does this make my butt look big”?
“you think this is a big scoop, you should here about Winston”
” And for my other scoop I’d like”?
“This is great practice for that shit sandwich I’m going to be eating when Winston wants utu for leaking his pension overpayments.”
Two gulps a wipe of the lips, NEXT.
Slimy gunge on a cone.
Paula shows the moderation she’s renowned for once again.
The poster/ad (top right) makes a very appropriate caption.
For the few, not the many.
With a promise of the ‘trickle down effect’…..
A Green/Blue ice cream. Once it starts melting it’s just plain old Blue…
” A few more sprinkled diamonds on top , please, … you know how I like it” , ….