Political Caption Competition


I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, apparently the only reason Trump is considering a pause on the decision…

Respiratory hospitalisations in Aotearoa New Zealand’s public hospitals are surging. Even worse than this is the fact that this surge…

The panic is glorious… Election 2026: Why Paul Goldsmith says Epsom voters no longer need to back David Seymour Since…

Yawn… Greens ‘unapologetic’ at Mongrel Mob meeting as National cries foul Green Party co-leader Marama Davidson is defending some of…

This was the last Ryan Bridge debate… …so my expectations were already very low. Is anyone going to mention Ryan’s…
Election 2026: The Greens dialled down middle-class woke politics and surged in the polls – Bryce Edwards NZ Herald There’s…
“I’m white, male, and infinitely stable. I’m also known internationally for my pizza expertise. Why would you vote for the lefty?”
“She had to go. She doesn’t have a penis…”
And Paula Bennett got away with murder.
One speaks from their heart, and champions the needy.
The other has no heart, and champions the greedy.
Who’s the cheesy looking arsehole with the orange tie?
Both gone in six weeks or less.