Political Caption Competition


Labour will ‘never change’ New Zealand’s nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will “never…

Ex-Defence Minister Wayne Mapp pushes back on US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth’s ‘freeloading’ claim Speaking at the Shangri-La Dialogue…

We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference

TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…
“I’m white, male, and infinitely stable. I’m also known internationally for my pizza expertise. Why would you vote for the lefty?”
“She had to go. She doesn’t have a penis…”
And Paula Bennett got away with murder.
One speaks from their heart, and champions the needy.
The other has no heart, and champions the greedy.
Who’s the cheesy looking arsehole with the orange tie?
Both gone in six weeks or less.