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Political Caption Competition
A face only Jesus could love
I made it on the plane
Into the make-up chair
Brighten up that hair
Go through all the pain
For little extra gain
Gotta keep up with Paula
Can’t let them all maul her
I wanna be loved too
Get outa the cow poo
Don’t leave me in limbo
Yeah, I too need a dildo
Surprise! Surprise
So I can get a rise
Come back John
I’ll put the kettle on
Though Bentley driven
All is forgiven
Hop from cloud to cloud
You can do us proud
Little has got a Willie
Makes me look Hill Billy
Back I go to Dipton
Need to get my Hip done
Queues are shorter there
The hay blends with my hair
After another huge night on the poppers and meth, Bill looked a bit rough around the edges.
I don’t find English even worthy of humour,… he has been the driver behind much of the poverty and ill health we see in NZ today.
And by the way,… that photo is hideous.
I’m looking forward to a change in govt this coming September.
No more Double Dipper from Dipton.
Defeated a second time.
And rightly so.
Village idiot stuns the crowd at’ Dipton has got talent’.
Oh my God, Paula! That’s amazing!