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Never a truer word said!
Who farted!
“You know I want to dear”
The wax works!!
The Mummy and Daddy of modern neoliberalism.
Where is our little boy Johnny Key, Ronny?
“Don’t worry Ronnie – the baby-boomers will get the blame for what we’re doing.”
“There’s an awful rumour going round that the president’s brain is missing. I can put an end to all the speculation and rumour-mongering because I was there when it was removed, and saw it put into a jam jar. I have that very same jam jar, with the pickled brain, in my handbag.
As for the rumour that I have no heart, all I wish to say is that I did have one but decided to go into politics, and therefore had it removed.”
then they bred key
Haha classic. You could be on to something there Bob
Pensive Reagan watches as wind nearly blows wig off wretched old hag.
The ‘Barreness’ – forgettable for irreversible policies decimating working class England, under the banner of TINA (there is no other way) – the proponent of an ideology based on ‘choice’, a contradiction in terms, with bff Puppet President.
Spitting image dolls revived for 30th anniversary of iconic satirical TV show.
Everybody Wants to Rule the World