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“And the winner is Nick Smith’s “swimmable” river standards! Oh my God, sorry folks that’s a mistake. The winner is actually Bill English’s “employers tell me Kiwi workers can’t pass drug tests”.
“I’d like to thank my mom, my pa, and great-great-great granpaw Jefferson for making all this possible…”
“Folks, there’s been a mistake. Democracy did not win. Moonshine is the winner…”