Political Caption Competition

Chris is terrified by what real leadership looks like

Chris is terrified by what real leadership looks like

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A thoroughly decent fellow is Mr. Bishop.
Bishop, a proud name, but is it suitable for this person, a National MP of the present failing type which dirties the word national ? Is he a noble scion? Would Cook Dishup be more appropriate? We are served mouldy policies that make us gag!!
Bishop; a “proud name”!? Really? As in “Tamaki”!?
The name Bishop stands proud, Proud Boys are another thing altogether.
Christopher Luxon Clone Bishop can speak word(s). [sponsored by Phillip Morris]
Just another bad Bishop surrounded by pawns
Well actually they are prawns, dead ones, and do they smell now! And as they deteriorate further the stench will triple and also accompany infections that the polity will catch. Another dose of measles, another covid virus, and the ACTnationals will know how to kill us off so they can pack more paying customers from overseas into the country till its standing room only.
This tweet is a response to the fact nobody invites Chris Bishop to any festivals anymore. ( He has make do with John Key’s barbecues, Luxon family’s pyjama mornings and whatever happens in slow motion at Don Brash’s place)
“Shutup you dickhead.” – Don McGlashan